Funny SMS

Added 3 years ago

"Agar Kisi Ladki Ko Dil Se
Chaaho,
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To Puri Kayanat Usey Tumse Alag Karne Me
Lag Jati Hai.

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Added 3 years ago

Gabbar:"Ye hath mujhe de de
thakur,
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Thakur:"Le le..
mere hath lele..
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basanti ke bhi le le,.
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Jay aur viru ke bhi lele
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Ramu kaka ke bhi le le
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Aur Octopus ban ja Saale.!
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Gabbar:"Sorry yaar, tu to emotional
ho gaya..

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Added 3 years ago

Define Guts..?

Its When A Boyfrnd Catches His
Girlfrnd In Movie Theatre With
Another Boy
And The Girl Says..

'Sweetheart
Next Show With U Pakka..!'

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Added 3 years ago

Height Of Good Luck..

Teacher : Hey, Stand Up Tell Me
2 Pronouns..?
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Student : Who.? Me.?
Teacher : Very Good, Sit Down..!

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Added 3 years ago

Height Of Over Acting:

Son : Dad Buy Me A Phone Which
Has A Flash Light. So It Would Be
Useful To Study During Power Cuts..!

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Added 3 years ago

Wife : Batao, Tumhe Mai Kitni Acchi
Lagti Hu.?
Husband : Bahut Jayada
Wife : Firbi Kitni.?
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Husband : Itni Ki Dil Chahta Hai
Tumhari Jaisi Ek Aur Le Aau..!

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Added 3 years ago

Wife : Darling,
This Computer Is Not Working
As Per My Command
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Husband : Sweetheart,
Its A Computer Not A Husband..!

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