Funny SMS

Added 2 years ago

Raat Suhaani Honi Chahiye.
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Andheri To Station Bhi Hai.

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Added 2 years ago

Ek Buddha K Ghr Ek Chor Ghusta Hai Chori Krne.
Chor- A Buddhe Sona Kaha Hai?
Killer Ansr!!!!
Buddha - Pura Ghar Khali Hai Kahi B Soja.!
Chor Socks And Buddha Rocks...!!!!!

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Added 2 years ago

I broke up my relation..
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with books ...
Bohat hogya yaaaarr...
Hmary bech main kuch
understanding hi nahi thi

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Added 2 years ago

Teacher : How Old are You ?
Student : Check the Register ..
Teacher : Where are you from ?
Student : Check in school Info..
Teacher : Whom do u love most Mom
or Dad ?
Student : Ask My Heart
Teacher : Stupid where is your
Heart ?
Student : Ask your daughter!!

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Added 2 years ago

Aadmi: “Tumhara iss Ladke se Kya
Rishta hai?”
Boy: “Ji Bahut Durr ka Rishta hai”
Aadmi: “Fir bhi kya rishta hai?”
Boy: “Ji weh mera Saga Bhai hai” A
admi: “To Tum is Durr ka Rishta kyu
batate ho?”
Boy: “Kyuki iske or mere beech 7 bhai
aur hai”

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Added 2 years ago

Boy : Hello, Pammi darling... kaisi ho ? ..Girl : Who's this ?..Boy : Tera aashiq hun; jaaneman !!.
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Girl : Tu Bunty hai na...
Boy : Yes; but how do you know ?
Girl : Tu Bansilal ka beta hai na......
Boy : Yes but how you know me ??
Girl : Tu Ramlal ka pota hai na.....
Boy : Yes !! but jaanu, tumhe ye sab
kaise pata....?
Girl : Bunty Haramkhor; kutte, mai teri
Maa hun !!..Tune 'Pummi' ko nahi,
'Mummi' ko phone lagaya hai!!

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Added 2 years ago

WhY do GoRillas hav big nostrils?
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Because,
they have big FINGERS;-)

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