Funny SMS

Added 3 years ago

If V lose a PEN v can buy New 1 bt..
If v lose PEN CAP,
v cnt buy new 1.
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So Alwys buy a
'tik tik'
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Dnt expect emotional msgs
Everytime...

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Added 3 years ago

Height of flirting of
ENGINEERS
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Teacher: Where is ur Assignment
book?
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Student : Mam,
I lost it While
fighting wid students
who said dat u r not d most
beautiful teacher in dis college...

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Added 3 years ago

Women never want an honest answer for d question
HOW I LOOK?;-)

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Added 3 years ago

3 fastest mode of communication
RADIO
TELEVISION
TELEPHONE
Still want fastest communication?
"TELL A WOMEN"
aag ki tarah faila degi;-)

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Added 3 years ago

what is CHECKMATE?
When husband tells her wife that i saw a lady exactly like u..
N wife says WAS SHE HOT?
u cant say YES, u cant say NO..thats CHECKMATE;-)

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Added 3 years ago

God-bete,mannat maang,
man- plz mujhe unmarried kar do..
God-beta,mannat mangne ko kaha tha,JANNAT nahi..:-D

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Added 3 years ago

All D Mothers Think Dat Their Child Is Most Innocent Child In D World..
Bt D Fact Is..

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Only My Mom Is Right..;-)

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