Height of flirting of
Teacher: Where is ur Assignment
Student : Mam,
I lost it While
fighting wid students
who said dat u r not d most
beautiful teacher in dis college...
Women never want an honest answer for d question
HOW I LOOK?;-)
3 fastest mode of communication
Still want fastest communication?
"TELL A WOMEN"
aag ki tarah faila degi;-)
what is CHECKMATE?
When husband tells her wife that i saw a lady exactly like u..
N wife says WAS SHE HOT?
u cant say YES, u cant say NO..thats CHECKMATE;-)
man- plz mujhe unmarried kar do..
God-beta,mannat mangne ko kaha tha,JANNAT nahi..:-D
All D Mothers Think Dat Their Child Is Most Innocent Child In D World..
Bt D Fact Is..
Only My Mom Is Right..;-)
Furstated professional life
Boss: kaha Gaye the ?
Employee: Baal katwane
Boss: office hours me ?
Employee: Baal badhe bhi to office
hours me hee hai...
Boss: ghar me bhi to badhte hai
Employee: Ganja ho kr toh nahi aaya
hu...jitne office me badhe the utne hee