Valentine Week


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Added 3 years ago

x married z twice his age,left her,now married y1/2 his age..
whats d age of x?
student wrote.
i dnt knw ans.
bt x is saif ali khan.

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Added 3 years ago

what is d opposite of LAUGHING BUDDHA?
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GAUTAM GAMBHIR;-)

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Added 3 years ago

Teacher-who ever answers my next question,will go home.
Student throws his bag outside the window,
teacher-who had done this?
Student-its "me"..now i can go hoMe:-D

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Added 3 years ago

Mai hu love talenter,
aur mai hu facebook jockey.
Love is my passion nd love is my life,
mai to har ek love cheater aur bewafa ko kar dunga ghayal, maar ke hockey. :-) :-D :-p

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Added 3 years ago

Ek Bachha Ro Raha Tha,
To Uski Mummy Boli:
Kyun Ro Raha Hai Mera Lal,
Kya Chahiye.?
Toffy.?
Biscuit.?
Cake.?
Beta: Bas Ek Sanam Chahiye
Aaashiqui Ke Liye.

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Added 3 years ago

Ek Pagal Dusre Pagal Se,
Main Torch Jalata Hu,
Tu Uski Light Pakar Kar Upar Chand Pr Ja.
Ye Sun Kar Dusre Pagal Ne Kaha
K, Mujhe Pagal Samjha Hai,
Tune Kahi Bich Me Light Off Kar Di To.

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Added 3 years ago

If V lose a PEN v can buy New 1 bt..
If v lose PEN CAP,
v cnt buy new 1.
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So Alwys buy a
'tik tik'
pen.
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Dnt expect emotional msgs
Everytime...

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