Funny SMS

Added 3 years ago

Most Awkward Moment in Boy's Life
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Jab aap Saloon se Bal katwake ghar aate he aur bell bajate hai.
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Ur mom open the door and tells that :- Kahaaa!!! Kahi se toh nhi lag rha ke tune bal katwaye hai..
Bekar mein paisa barbad kiya...

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Added 3 years ago

Finally I told my Dad that
Mujhe Blackberry ya Apple Chahiye.
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Deadly answer given by Dad
Phle santre aur Nibu khatam kar....

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Added 3 years ago

Baap Ne Apne Bete Ki Talashi Li.
Jaib Se , Cigrette, Gutka, Katrina Kaif Ki
Tasaweer Aur Girls K Numbers
Baramad Hoye
Baap Ne Bete Ko Buhat Mara Aor
Ghuse Me Cheekha:
"Kab Se Kar Rahay Ho Ye Sab Kuch?"
Beta Rotay Hoye: "Baba Main Ne To
Ap Ki Jacket Pehni Hui Hai..!"

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Added 3 years ago

Duniya me Logon ka sabse muskil kaam
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Apne kaam se kaam rakhna..
Agree or Not

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Added 3 years ago

Anil Ambani:- Agar main subah Apni car
mein niklu to shaam tak apni aadhi Zameen
bhi nahi dekh sakta!
Santa:- Hamare paas bhi pehle Aisi hi
khatara car thi.

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Added 3 years ago

1 baccha mom se buri tarahse pitne ke baad papa se...
aap kabhi narak gaye ho?
papa: nahi, beta,
baccha:fir itni khaufnaak cheez laye kaha se?;-)

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Added 3 years ago

The 4 dangerous weapons in d world.
1.wife's smile
2.wife's tears
3.wife's looks,
and most dangerous is WIFE'S MISSED CALL
:-(:-(:-(

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