Funny SMS

Added 3 years ago

xtra telented boy :
1st boy- which is ur favrate books ?
2nd boy- my father chekbook n passbook...
1st boy- kis jagaha sabse zada barf girti hai ?
2nd boy- wiskey k glass mei...

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Added 3 years ago

God to Pappu :- Beta kya chahiye.??
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Pappu :- Ek Job,
Ek badi si gaadi..
Aur usme Dher sari ladkiya,
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God :- Tathastu. .
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Aaj pappu Girl's school me bus
driver hai.
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Soch samajh k maango,
bhagwan bhi smart Hai...

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Added 3 years ago

Short and Sharp.
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Wife :- I hate u
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Husband :- What a co - incidence....

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Ek din meri Gf ne mujhe ghar pe bulaya...
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Me uske ghar gaya aur bell bjaye.. Darwaza khone uski choti bahen aayi..
Usne mujhse kaha ki Ghar par koi nhi hai aur aap bahut Handsome aur Smart ho...
Yeh sunke me daurte hue bike ki taraf bhaga..
Tavi uske family wale bahar a gye aur bole, yeh rishta hame manjur hai..
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Ab unko kaun samjhye ki me toh bike lock karne ja raha tha.,

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Height of kaminapan
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A Boy listning extrmly sad song.
Aur sochta hai...
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Kaun si wali ko yaad karu

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Ladkewale : Hamko Ladki Pasand
Hai,Shaadi
Kab Karni Hai?
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Ladkiwale : Abhi To Ladki Study Kar
Rahi Hai. .
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Ladkewale : Haan To Hamara Ladka
Kaunsa
Chhota Bachcha Hai,
Jo BOOKS Phaad Dega...

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Pappu ka interview
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Batao Aise kaun sa aurat hai jisko 100% pata ho ki uska pati kaha hai.
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Pappu ne apna Khunkar Dimag lagaya aur kaha.
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"VIDWA AURAT"..
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