Funny SMS

Added 3 years ago

Baccha: Mamma kya mai bhagwan ki tarah dikhta hu?
Mammi: Nhi, lekin tum aisa kyu phuch rhe ho beta.
Baccha: Kyunki Mamma mai kahi bhi jata hu sab yhi kahte hai ki
hey bhagwan phir se aa gya..!

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Added 3 years ago

Girl to Teacher: Ye Pyaar kya
Hota Hai Sir ??
.
Teacher: Jab Tum Badi ho
kar Achi Ladki Banogi to
Tumhe 1 pyar karne wala milega.
.
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Girl: Agar Achi na Bani to ?
.
.
.
Teacher: To Bohat Saray Milenge

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Police To Santa: Jail Me Kaise Aana Hua?
Sir: Media Wali Ladki Ki Wajah Se
Police: Wo Kaise?
Uski T-shirt Pe Likha Tha "Press"
Maine Daba Diya!!

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Added 3 years ago

Santa : Pehle Mai Apni Biwi Ko BA Karwaunga
Fir MA Fir PHD Karwaunga
Fir Badhiya Si Naukri Dilwaunga
.
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Banta : Fir Accha Sa Rishta Dekh Ke
Uski Shaadi Bhi Karwa Dena..!

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Added 3 years ago

Four Roses Just For U:
First For Frndship,
Second For Health,
Third For Happiness,
And The Last One..
Kaan Ke
Uppar Laga Lena, Maast Lagega!

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Teacher: Ganga, Yamuna, Kaveri,
Krishna Bharat Ki Nadiyon Ke Naam
Hain..
To Pakistan Ki Nadiyon Ke Naam
Bataao..?
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Pappu: Rukhsana, Farzana, Rizwana
Sultana Aur Shabana...!

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Added 3 years ago

A funny life cycle,
COCKROACH is afraid of RAT.
RAT of CAT.
CAT of DOG.
DOG of MAN.
MAN of his GIRLFRND n
GIRLFRND OF COCKROACH.

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