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Funny Shayari SMS

Added 2 years ago

Haathi Ne Kaha Jaa Kar Hathni Ki Kabar Par,,

Wah Wah !

Haathi Ne Kaha Jaa Kar Haathni Ki Kabar Par,,

Mujhe Naaz Tha Teri Patli Kamar Par ..:-P

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Added 2 years ago

Tera aik haath uthane se mera dum nikal jata hai
Ae Zalim
Ae Qatil
Ae Dost
Aik body spray lagane me tera kiya jata hai??

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Added 2 years ago

Kabhi Tum Ghor Se Dekho Aaina wah wah
Kabhi Tum Ghor Se Dekho Aaina.
Khud hi Hans Kar kaho gy,
MADE IN CHINA .
Hahahahahahahaha..:p:p

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Added 2 years ago

Arz kiya hai…..
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Khidki se dekha to sadak par koi nahi tha,
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wah wah..!! wah wah..!!!
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gaur farmaiyega…..
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Khidki se dekha to sadak par koi nahi tha…
.
.
..
Sadak par jake dekha to khidki pe koi nahi tha

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Added 2 years ago

1 din Khuda ne mujhse kaha:
"Mat kar intezar is janam mein uska, Milna mushkil hai.

Maine bhi keh diya:
"Lene de maza intezar ka, agle janam mein to mumkin hai..

Phir Khuda ne kaha:
"Mat kar itna pyar bahut pachhtayega..

Muskura ke maine kaha:
"Dekhte hain tu kitna mujhe tadpayega...:))

Phir Khuda ne kaha:
"Bhool ja use, Chal tujhe jannat ki apsra se milata hu.

Maine kaha:
"Aa neeche dekh mere pyar ka muskurata chehra, tujhe jannat ki apsra bhulvata hu..

Gusse mein Khuda ne kaha:
"Mat bhool apni aukaat tu to ek insaan hai;

Has kar Maine kaha:
"To mila de mujhe mere pyar se aur Saabit kar ki tu hi Bhagwan hai.."

Phir Khuda ne gusse mein usse meri SHAADI hi kara di ...

Saara Bhoot utar gaya ...
Saari Shayari hi bhula di..

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Added 2 years ago

Roz Logo Se Aapke Pange Honge..
Roz Aapke Ghar Me Dange Honge..
Agar Mujhe Sms Nahi Kiya To Yaad Rakhna Dost..
Aapke 12 Bacche Honge Aur Saare Lafenge Honge..!

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akash Posted In Shayari SMS
Added 2 years ago

अर्ज़ किया है;
इस दुनिया में लाखों लोग रहते हैं;
कोई हँसता है तो कोई रोता है;
पर दुनिया में सुखी वही होता है;
जो शाम को दो पैग लगा कर सोता है।

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