A software engineer was smoking
A Lady said
"Cant u see warning.
Smoking is injurious to health"
"We bother only about errors, not warnings."
Fight fight never surrender,
After may there is december.
Where there is a wil there is a way,
After december there is a may.
Hum Honge All Clear,
Honge All Clear,
Honge All Clear Ek Din,
OH-HO, Mann me hai vishwas,
Pura hai vishwas,
Hum hoge all clear ek din.
Top two Engineering Rumours:
a) ‘Did you hear the results are being put up today at 5:30pm’
b) ‘Did you hear the exams are postponed by two weeks
There are 3 kinds of engineers in this world...
Some make wonders happen..!
Some see wonders happen..!
Others wonder what happened..!!
R U emotionally numb..?
U r an ENGINEER..!