Engineers Sms

Added 3 years ago

1000 pages ki book kitne din
me padhi ja sakti h,
WRITER- 6 months
DOCTOR- 2 months
LAWYER- 1 month
Engg. student-ye batao exam kab hai..
raat bhar mai nipta denge

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Added 4 years ago

Movies Titles Related To Engg
Students:
Exams – Socha Na Tha
Classes – Kabhi Kabhi
Question Papers – Na Tum Jano Na Hum
Copying – Yaarana
Maths 2 – Asambhav
Maths 1 – Mission Impossible
Environmental Sciences – Pyaar Mein Kabhi Kabhi
1st Semester – Kuch To Hai
2nd semester – Ye Kya Ho Raha Hai
Distinction – Kal Ho Na Ho
1st Class – Raju Ban Gaya Gentleman
2nd Class – Dil Mange More
Fail – Phir Milenge..

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Added 4 years ago

4 Years,
40 Subjects,
400 Experiments,
4000 Assignments,
40000 hours
A normal human being CANNOT do it. Those super
heroes are called 'ENGINEERING STUDENTS' :)

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Added 4 years ago

Never Ask A Woman Her Age..!
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A Man, His Salary..!!
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And... Now-A-Days...
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An engineering Student, His
Percentage..!!
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It Hurts……..

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Added 4 years ago

Hum vo engineer nahi jinko A.C or D.C ke jhatke lagte ho....
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Hum unmese he jo shork-ckt me se GOLDFLAKE jalate he...

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Added 4 years ago

4 Years,
40 Subjects,
400 Experiments,
4000 Assignments,
40000 hours
A normal human being CANNOT do it. Those super
heroes are called 'ENGINEERING STUDENTS' :)
Happy Engineers Day

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Added 4 years ago

If engineers buy ipl team the Names of the teams would
be
1.RAJASTHAN RECTIFIERS
2.KOLKATA FUSE WIRES
3.MUMBAI INDICATORS
4.DELHI T****T BEARINGS
5.DECCAN CAPACITORS
6.CHENNAI SUPER CONDUCTORS
7.BANGALORE BACKLOGGERS
8.PUNJAB P-N JUNCTIONS

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