Insult SMS

Added 4 years ago

Most people have 5 senses.
Some people have 6 senses.
But u r blessed with 7 senses.

An extra sense is NON SENSE.

I Like SMS - Like: 17 - SMS Length: 122
Added 4 years ago

Subha teri-sham meri ho
Din tera-rat meri ho
Khushi teri-udasi meri ho
Jb maut aye 2 Dost kabr teri or usme lash

O hello teri ho
Meri kyu?

I Like SMS - Like: 15 - SMS Length: 150
Added 4 years ago

No visits…

no calls..

no sms’s…

no letters…

no missed calls..

I’m worried…

kya hua zoo walon nay dobara pakar liya kya?

I Like SMS - Like: 23 - SMS Length: 161
Added 4 years ago

Where r u?
U r u not replying?
I m worried coz todays paper
I read that due 2 thunder a monkey
has been severely injured.
So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.

I Like SMS - Like: 23 - SMS Length: 167
Added 4 years ago

When somebody who is deeply
in Love with you tells that
You are
cute, beautiful, & angelic,
I agree. That’s true,
Believe me,
I swear because love is definitely blind

I Like SMS - Like: 17 - SMS Length: 180
Added 4 years ago

I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I can’t send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I’m sending you just 1 joke
“You are so beautiful”

I Like SMS - Like: 13 - SMS Length: 177
Added 4 years ago

Hey friend remember that
without stupidity there can be no wisdom
& without ugliness there can be no beauty
so the world needs YOU after all!

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