Insult SMS

Added 4 years ago

QUESTION :- Sharm kya hai???
Socho

socho

socho
kyo nahi hai pata to suno,
Ans- sharam us cheez ka naam hai jo agar tm logo ko aajaye to mera 'Inbox" kabhi
khali nahi rahega...

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Added 4 years ago

Ek Rexona nam ki ladki thi,
Jo Diana aur Cinthol ki beti thi,
Wo Margo pr Yu mrti thi,
Aur use apna lifebuoy bnana chahti thi,
Unka pyar pears jaisa soft tha
& soon dey get married in Fair & Lovely Garden,
In d party, Dettol, Medimix, Lux, Faa, Nirma Vivel etc
vr invited
After a few years they had twins Johnson & Johnson
Ye 1 trika tha apko btane ka ki bazar me sabuno ki kmi nhi hai
Varieties uplabdh hai
So saal me 1 din nahane ki adt chor de...

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Added 4 years ago

Wo ishk to karti hai par janon nahi karti.
Wo katal to karti hai par khon nahi karti.
Eis kadar kanjoos hai meri chahnewali
Mis call to karti hai phon nahi karta

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Added 4 years ago

God made daylight n called it the SUN.

God made entertainment n called it FUN.

God made nightlight n called it the MOON.

God made U n called CARTOON.

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Added 4 years ago

Na Hawa me

Na Baharo me

Na Chaand me

Na Sitaaro me

Na Laakho me

Na Hazaaro me

Humne to aapko dekha he

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CHAPPAL churate Bazaron me.

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Added 4 years ago

Boys:- Boys are intelligent than girls.
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Girl:- any proof...??
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boy:- u always say IntelliGENTS,
but u never say IntelliLadies!!

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Added 4 years ago

yu hi na kisi ke dil se kelo.

yu hi na kisi ke dil se kelo.
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phoon beckar redio lelo.

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