Insult SMS

Added 3 years ago

Apne roop par itna gurur mat karo....
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Ye sab 2 din ka hasti hai.....
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Aapke chehre par tab tak masti hai.....
Jab tak FAIR & LOVELY sasti hai.....!

I Like SMS - Like: 30 - SMS Length: 155
Added 3 years ago

My eyes detected,
My heart reacted,
Thousand were rajected
&
Only you weree selected.
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Because I needed a Monkey for an
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I Like SMS - Like: 29 - SMS Length: 150
Added 3 years ago

Dil Se msg karnewale
Dildar hote he . . .
Shan Se msg karnewale
Shandar hote he . . .
Jaan Se msg karnewale
Jaandar hote hote he . .
Kaam Se msg karnewale
KaamChor hote he . . .

I Like SMS - Like: 29 - SMS Length: 187
Added 3 years ago

Jis tarah 1 Machhar ko
Maarne se ap
Shikari nahi ban jaaenge
Thek usi tarah
1-2 SMS karne se aap bhikhari nahi ban
jaenge Haso mat,SMS bhejo

I Like SMS - Like: 30 - SMS Length: 145
Added 3 years ago

Aapki Chaal Mor Jaise,
Aawaj Koyal Jaise, Dimag Lomdi Jaise,
Aankhen Hiran Jaise, Par Kitna Acchha Hota,
Agar 2-3 Quality Insano Jaise Hoti…

I Like SMS - Like: 27 - SMS Length: 145
Added 4 years ago

Faadu insult...!!
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Platform Par Saaman Ke Dher Ke Sath
ek Ladki Baithi hui thi .....
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cooli Ne Puchha-
Madam..Coolie Chahiye................?.?
...
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Ladki - Nahi Mera Boyfrnd Hain Mere
Sath.!. :DD
LO aur banaO GF :p

I Like SMS - Like: 65 - SMS Length: 244
Added 4 years ago

Aapki Chaal Mor Jaise,
Aawaj Koyal Jaise,

Dimag Lomdi Jaise,
Aankhen Hiran Jaise,

Par Kitna Acchha Hota,
Agar 2-3 Quality Insano Jaise Hoti…

I Like SMS - Like: 32 - SMS Length: 151
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