Insult SMS

Added 4 years ago

God made daylight n called it the SUN.
God made entertainment n called it FUN.
God made nightlight n called it the MOON.
God made U n called CARTOON.

I Like SMS - Like: 33 - SMS Length: 155
Added 4 years ago

Loha Lohe Ko Kaat'ta Hai,
Hira Hire Ko Kaat'ta Hai,
Aap ko Bhi Ek Din Kutta Kaatega,
Qki..
Kutta kisi ko b kaat sakta he.
B positive yaar.

I Like SMS - Like: 34 - SMS Length: 143
Added 4 years ago

Solid bezati,
Ladki ka baap-Main Nahi chahta
k Meri Beti Apni Puri zindgi
1 kutte k sath Guzare.
Boyfrnd-Bas Uncle
isiliye to Me Use Yaha se le Jane Aaya hu.

I Like SMS - Like: 35 - SMS Length: 162
Added 4 years ago

Apke Shero Se Hm "Ghayal"ho Gaye..
Apki Hasee K Hm "Kayal"ho Gye...
25rupay Me,500 Sms Kya Mile...
Sale Kal K Ldke Aaj K "Shayar"ho Gaye...

I Like SMS - Like: 27 - SMS Length: 145
Added 4 years ago

Sita ne Ram ke liye rajmahal chor diya,
Devdas ne daru ke liye paru ko chor
diya,
Aap ne kya kiya!!
Paisa bachane ke liye, SMS karna chor
diya.

I Like SMS - Like: 28 - SMS Length: 148
Added 4 years ago

1 kamal dekho sirf "U"
lagao aur tum ban jaoge
M-rga,
St-pid,
B-dh-,
D-ffer,
Bewak-f,
-ll-,
Lall-,
Ghoch-,
Dekha everything is
Incomplete without "U"

I Like SMS - Like: 27 - SMS Length: 160
Added 4 years ago

Sitaron se agey jahan aur bhi hein,
Abhi mohabbat k imthan aur bhi hein,
Tum hi nehi jalatey mere dil ko,
College mein ladkiyan aur bhi hein?

I Like SMS - Like: 27 - SMS Length: 144
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