In 3 ways u can break d mirror…
1.throw stone at d mirror
2. throw de mirror on d floor.
3. stand in front of d mirror and smile
by showing ur teeth….
Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
“We want 2 disturb some good
I suggest them your name.
They said, “We cannot disturb our boss.”
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Call charges are now calculated
according to brain size.
The smaller the cheaper!
Congrats You can make free calls!
Taste this SMS
Did u feel da taste of ginger?
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!
I just feel u…. Whenever I feel u….
I just miss u …..
Whenever i miss u ….
I just wanna See u ….
Do u know why……. It’s juts because …………
******I LOVE CARTOONS*****
U r a nice person…
but..U have to do 2 things early in the
1st. pray to God so that u can live….
2nd.take a bath so that others can