Insult SMS

Added 4 years ago

In 3 ways u can break d mirror…
1.throw stone at d mirror
2. throw de mirror on d floor.
3. stand in front of d mirror and smile
by showing ur teeth….

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Added 4 years ago

Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good
I suggest them your name.
They said, “We cannot disturb our boss.”

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Added 4 years ago

Your network tariff has changed!
Call charges are now calculated
according to brain size.
The smaller the cheaper!
Congrats You can make free calls!

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Added 4 years ago

Taste this SMS
Did u feel da taste of ginger?

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Added 4 years ago

I just feel u…. Whenever I feel u….
I just miss u …..
Whenever i miss u ….
I just wanna See u ….
Do u know why……. It’s juts because …………
******I LOVE CARTOONS*****

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Added 4 years ago

U r a nice person…
but..U have to do 2 things early in the
1st. pray to God so that u can live….
2nd.take a bath so that others can

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Added 4 years ago

God has given many qualities to you,
Good look, personality, charm,
And many more……this is call as
“Allah meherbaan to gadha bhi

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