Santa Banta SMS

Added 1 year ago

Kaho Santa ji suhaag raat kaisi rahi?
Kuch mat pooocho yaar!
Pehle 5-6 baar to missed call lagi aur
jab sahi number laga to balance nil ho gya?

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Added 1 year ago

Santa says:
" Duniya Ka har ek Insan
Apne Paav Bhigoye Bina
Shayad Samundar Paar Kar Sakta hai.."
.
Lekin Ankhe Bhigoe Bina
"Pyaar" Nahi Kar Sakta"..
.
.
Plz Coperate,,,
Aaj Santa Serious hai..!

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Added 1 year ago

संता: मुझे शादी में BMW मिली है।

बंता: पर तुम्हारे पास तो कोई कार नहीं है।

संता: अबे गधे, BMW का मतलब ‘बहुत मोटी वाइफ’।
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Added 1 year ago

Santa : Yaar aaj mein bus ke peeche peecha daudkar 15 rupees bacha liye.

Banta : Kya yaar, tum to bahut murkh ho, agar taxi ke peeche bhagte to 150 rupees bachta!

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Added 1 year ago

SANTA: Kya Daru Pine se khaansi jati
hai?

BANTA: Kyu nai jayegi

Jab mera ghar, khet, paisa sab kuch
chala gaya
toh teri khansi kya cheej hai?

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Added 1 year ago

Banta: Kal Mujhe 10 logon ne Peeta

Santa: Phir tune kya kiya?

Banta: Maine kha saalon ek ek karke ao

Santa: Phir?

Banta: Phir kya Saalo ne ek ek karke dubaara peeta.

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Added 1 year ago

Jeeto: What Do U Think About
Our Love..?

Santa: Try To Count The Stars In The Sky..

Jeeto: Wow, So Its Infinite..

Santa: No Baby,
Its A Waste Of Time..!

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