Santa Banta SMS

Added 2 years ago

Santa aur banta ne zindagi me pehli baar riksha dekha..


Santa: Dekho Kitna Chota Tanga Hai.


Banta: Haan..


Aur Gadha To Dekho, Aadmi Jaisa Dikhta Hai.

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Added 2 years ago

Santa radio lekar potty karne gaya

Banta: kaise rahi dost ?

Santa: saale ain waqt pe VANDE MATRAM bajne laga....khade khade hi nipatana pada..

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Added 2 years ago

Ek deewar par likha tha

'Yaha kutte susu karte hain'

Santa ne waha susu kiya.

Fir muskura kar bola-ise kehte hai dimaag,
susu maine kiya naam kutte ka aaya.

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Added 2 years ago

Raat ko Santa P K lauta.

Biwi ki daant se bchne k liye bdi si Kitab lekr pdhne lga.

Biwi-P K aye ho?

Santa-Nahi To!

Biwi-Phir Suitcase khol kr kya bakwas kr rhe ho...

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Added 2 years ago

Santa: Bakri se door bhag raha tha

Banta: Bhag kyon rahe ho?

Santa: Mere Papa ne kaha tha mere dimag me bhoosa bhara hai,
soch raha hun kahin ye kha na jaye.

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Added 2 years ago

Santa - "Aisi konsi chiz hai jo Lal hai or trin trin karti hai."

Banta - "Telephone"

Santa - "Galat"

Banta - "to phir"

Santa - "Tamatar.... trin trin to confuse karne ke liye bola tha."

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Added 2 years ago

teacher 2 santa: tum me kuch kamiya hai.

Santa next day coat pant pehan k aata hai.

Teacher: what is this?

Santa: raymond, the complete man.

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