Santa Banta SMS

Added 3 years ago

Santa ne BUS ME 2 TICKET Li

Conductor-2 Q?

Santa-1 kho gyi to DUSRI RAHEGI.

Cndtr-AGAR DUSRI KHO GAYI TO.

SAnta-TO "PASS" KAB KAAM AYEGA.

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Added 3 years ago

Santa, Banta Dono Bhai Same Class Me The


Madam-Tum Dono Ne Father Name Alag Kyu Likha



Both-Madam Tusi Fir Kahoge Nakal MaarLi, Isliye

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Added 3 years ago

Doctor: Bachey ko paani dene se pehle ubaal lena chahiye.
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SANTA: woh to theek hai ji per ubalney se bacha mar to nahi jayega..??

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Added 3 years ago

Banta to santa: yaar tu har baar mujhe ullu kyu banata hai......?




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Santa:kyonki tu banta hai......

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Added 3 years ago

Santa- 1 glass juice dena ladayi hone wali hai

santa juice pene ki bad- 1 glass aur do ladayi hone wali hai.


pene ke bad 1 glass aur do ladayi hone wali hai.

juice wala- kab hogi ladayi

santa- jab tu merese paise mangega .

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Added 3 years ago

santa: kahan ja rahe ho ?
banta: apni bibi se talak lene.
santa: wo to mar chuki hai.



aage ka msg khud create karo

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Added 3 years ago

Santa: Mujhe shadi mein BMW mili hai,
Banta: Par Tumhare pass to koi car nahi hai,
Santa: Abe Ghadhe
BMW ka matlab

"Bahut Moti Wife".

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