Santa Banta SMS

Added 3 years ago

Santa:- santa ghar ka darwaja
Ukhadkar bazaar mai legaya.
Ek aadmi ne pucha:-
Kaha ja rehe ho,Darwaja bechna hai.
Santa:- nahi bhai Tala khulwana hai.

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Added 3 years ago

Santa:Tumne Us Ladki Ke Liye Cigratte Chhod Di

Banta:Ha

Santa:Daru

Banta:Ha

Santa:Jua

Banta:Ha

Sonu:To Shadi Kyun Nahi Ki

Banta:Itna Sudhar Gaya Tha Ke Us Se Bhi Achi Mil Gayi

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Added 3 years ago

Banta: Ek aisa panchhi bata jiske sir par pair hote hai.
Santa: mujhe nahi pata.
Banta: oye sab panchhi ke sir par or pair hote hai.

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Added 3 years ago

Police: Car gas par hai
Santa: Nahi sir
Police: Petrol par
Santa: Nahi sir
Police: Diesel par
Santa: Nahi sir
Police: Phir kis par hai
Santa: Installment par hai sir!

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Added 3 years ago

Santa ne job ke 1st din
Computer pe 11 ghante guzare...
Boss khushi se : Good aaj kya kiya..
Santa : Keyboard ki ABCD
Aage piche lagi thi wo sahi kar di...

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Added 3 years ago

Santa ne poori raat mujra dekha...
Mujre wali: Saheb,
Humne aapko khush kiya
Ab aap humko khush kar do..
Santa : Achcha to ab tum baitho
Mai mujra karta hoon..

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Added 3 years ago

Santa Class Mein Hans Raha Tha, .

Ek Ladki: STAND UP.! Kon Ho Tum ..?? . .

Santa : Tum Kon Ho . . .?? . .


Ladki: Mein MONITOR Hoon . . . . .

Santa : Hahahaha ...




Tera Zamana Gaya Aab L.C.D Chalti Hai

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