Santa Banta SMS

Added 3 years ago

Santa shadi me bahut der se khana kha rha tha
1 aadmi:kitna khaoge?
Santa:mai khud pareshan hu yaar
Card me likha tha Dinner:7 to 11 pm

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Added 3 years ago

Santa: Teacher think that i m a god!
Banta: What?
Santa: Whenever i went 2 school..
Teacher says 'oh god! u com again?'

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Added 3 years ago

Santa bank Me Chilaya-
Kisi Ki noto ki Gddi Jis Pe
Lal rubr Bndhi ho,Giri h kya?
Sbne Hath uthaya.
Snta-Note to koi Le Gya,
Ye rubbr Pdi Mili he.

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Added 3 years ago

Santa 2 riksawal: bhaiya hanuman mandir jaoge..
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Riksawal: ha..
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Santa: toh fir prasad lete aana.

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Added 3 years ago

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Banta: Wo ladki deaf lagti hai.
Main kuch kehta hoon,
Woh kuch aur hi bolti hai.

Santa: Kaise?

Banta: Maine kaha I Luv U,
Oo woh boli ??
Maine kal hi,
Nayi Sandal kharidi hain??

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Added 3 years ago

SANTA: SIR GI,
AAP APNI PATNI KO PARTY ME Q NAHI LAATE?
BOSS: WOH GAON (VILLEGE) KI HAI.
SANTA : O SORRY MUJHE LAGA WOH SIRF AAPKI HAI.

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Added 3 years ago

Santa and banta jungle mein, saamne aayaa sher.
Banta ne sher ki aakhon main matthi phenki, aur bhaagne lagaa aur santa ko bhi bhaagne ko kahaa.
Santa : Main kyun bhaagu, matthi to tune phenki hai.

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