Santa Banta SMS

Added 4 years ago

Announcmnt Ho Rha Tha
1Bacha Mila H JIN KA H
Aa Kar Le Jae
Santa Aaya Aur Kehne Laga,
Mujhe Bhi Dikha JIN ka Bacha Kaisa Hota Hai.

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Santa Ke Ghar Navjot Singh Siddhu Ki Tasveer Lagi Hui Dekh Kar Banta Ne Puchha.

Banta: “Ye Tasveer Kyun Laga Rakhi Hai?”

Santa: “Laughing Buddha Lene Gaya Tha, Dukandar Ne Kaha Ye Latest Hai Le Lo“

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santa ek bar jyotish ke paas gya.
jyotis-tumara naam santa hai.
santa-jee
jyotis-tumare patni ka naam doli hai.
santa-jee
jyotis-tumare 5 bacche hai.
santa-jee
jyotis-tum aaj 5 kilo chawal liye ho.
santa-are aap to antaryami hai.
jyotis-are bhag raashan card leke aaya hai,agli baar jnamkundli lekar aana.

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Teacher - Bharat me
Kitne Mahapurush paida huyr..?
Santa - Bharat me aajtak,
Koi Mahapurush to kya,
Purush bhi paida nahi hua...

Sab Bachche Hi Paida Huye..

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Added 4 years ago

Dr.: Aapke 3 Danth Kaise Tut Gaye
SANTA.: Wife Ne Kadak Halwa Banaya
Tha Wo Khaya Isliye.
.
Dr.: To Halwa Khane Se Mana Kar Dete
.
SANTA.:-
Fir To 32 Ke 32 Tut Jaate.

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Santa:-
Ager "Bivi Ko "Bhootni Lipat Jaye,
To Tu Kya Karega ?
.
.
Banta:-
Mujhe"Kya Karna !
Ye Do "Behno"Ka"
Aapsi "Mamla" hai.

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Added 4 years ago

Santa school me hass raha tha,
1 ladka bola chup kar.
Santa:-Q,tum kaun ho..?
Ladka:-main moniter hun,
Santa bola:-main CPU hun...Ab bol

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