Santa Banta SMS

Added 4 years ago

Santa cigarate piche chupakar bola bata mere hath me kya hai?
Banta: Rail gadi
Santa: Tujhe kaise pata
Banta: Mene Dhuan nikalte dekha tha.!

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Added 4 years ago

Ruh kaap gyi,
Jb Santa ne banta ki Dadi se kaha-"Dadi koi accha sa gana to sunao?
Or dadi boli-

"Mere photo ko sine se yaar chipkale saiyan FEVICOL se"

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Added 4 years ago

Daku Bank Lutne Gaye.
Gun Ghar Par Me Bhul Gaye
Fir B Bank Lut Lia

KAISE?
Bank Manager SANTA Tha
bola
koi baat nahi i trust u,
gun muze kal dikha dena...

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Added 4 years ago

Ek baar 1 Train achanak patri se utar
gayi,
Kheton mein idhar udhar jaane
lagi aur fir wapas patri par aa gayi.
Railway walon ne enquiry bithai driver
Santa pe.
Puchha ki kya hua.
Santa:Ek aadmi patri par khada tha aur hat hi nahi raha tha.
Officer:Santa - Pagal ho kya? 1 admi ke liye tumne sare passengers ki zindagi jokhim mein daal di? Us 1 aadmi ko kuchal dena tha!!!
Santa:Main wahi to karne jaa raha tha
ki achanak wo patri se utar kar kheton
mein idhar udhar bhagne laga

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Added 4 years ago

Sania Mirza : I hav each n evry knowledge abt tennis.U can ask me anything
santa:- ok tell me,
how many holes are in NET?
Sania shock.
Santa rocks.;-)

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Added 4 years ago

Sant.2 riksewale
Bhaiya hanuman mandir jaoge.








Riksawala.-ha




Santa-to fir parsad lete aana

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Added 4 years ago

Wife bathroom se naha ke nikli to Santa use ghur raha tha!
Wife romantic hokar:
Kuch karne ka irada hai kya?
Santa 2 thappad maar ke bola:
Mere garm pani se kyu nahayi!

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