Valentine Week


Santa Banta SMS

Added 3 years ago

Santa ka interview:
Batao wo kaun si Aurat h jisko
1OO% pata hota h ki uska Husband kaha
hai?
Santa ne apna khatarnak dimag lagaya
or bola
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Vidhwa Aurat

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Added 3 years ago

Ek din santa bhut thak ke ghar par aaya
aur so gya
fir
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are!bhai Santa Ko sone bhi to do!
joke subah hogi :D:D

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Added 3 years ago

Santa Electric Shop Me-:
2 Pankhe Dena 1 Ladies Or 1 Gents.
Salesman: Pankho Me Ladies Or Gents Nhi Hota
Santa: Kaise Nahi Hota
Ek Bajaj Ka De Or
Ek Usha Ka.

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Added 3 years ago

Santa Apne Dost K Ghr Se
Apne Ghar Jane Laga
To
Bahar Barish Ho Rahi Thi . .
Dost: Aj Mere Pas Hi Ruk Jao
Barish Bohat Tez He
Santa : Ok
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Dost Ne Bistar Lagaya Or
Dkha To Santa Ghayab Tha.
1 Ghante Bad Santa Bheegta Hua Aya Or
Kehne Laga. . .
'Yaara Me Ghr Walo Ko Btane
Gaya Tha K Aj Barish Ki Waja Se
Me Ghr Nhi Aa Sakunga'

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Added 3 years ago

Santa ka Promotion Inspector
se DSP
ho gya, Ghar aa kar Wife ko
aise andaz se
btaya, k Wife Behosh Hogae.
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Bola:Aaj se Tu DSP k sath
Soyegi

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Added 3 years ago

At the scene of an accident a man was crying:

O God! I have lost my hand , oh!

Santa: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

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Added 3 years ago

Santa Aur Banta Ne Zindagi Mai Pehli Baar Rickshaw Dekha.
Santa: Dekho Kitna Chhota Tanga.
Banta: Haan!
Aur Gadha to Dekho,
Aadmi Jaisa Dikhta Hai.

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