Santa Banta SMS

Added 4 years ago

Santa:Tuje Pata Hai,
Log Muje BHAGWAN Mante Hain
Banta: Kaise?
Santa: Jab Bhi Mai Kahin Jata Hu
Woh Kehte Hain "Hey Bhagwan! Tu Fir Aa Gya

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Added 4 years ago

SNTA-Aisi Chiz Ka Nam Bta Jo Laal Ho Aur Trin Trin Krti Ho

BNTA-Telephone

Santa-Galat

Banta-To Fir

Santa-TAMATAR,Trin Trin To Confuse Krne K Lie Bola tha

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Added 4 years ago

Santa: muje 1 bat batao "automatically" ka matalb kya hota he..?
Banta: tume etana bhi nathi pata???
Santa: nahi!!!
Banta: jab koi Ganji orat rikhsa me bethi ho to use "AUTO-ME-TIKALI"

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Added 4 years ago

Banta dairy likh raha tha
.
aaj meri behan ko baccha hone wala hai
pata nahi ladka hoga ya ladki,
isliye mujhe ye bhi pata nahi ki me
.
.
.
.
mama banunga ya mami

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Added 4 years ago

Santa bank loot ne gaya aur 1 shayri farmaya,

Takdeer me jo likha hai wahi mile ga,

Takdeer me jo likha hai wahi mile ga,

Hands up Bhootni walo,

koi apni jagha se nahi hilega.

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Added 4 years ago

Santa : mere teacher ne mujhe aaj class room se nikal diyaa.
Banta : Teri koi galti hogi ..! Is liye nikala hoga..
Santa : Meri koi galti nhi thi.
Me to class room me aaram se so raha tha...

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Added 4 years ago

Ek din santa or banta pani peene jate he,
gilash ulta pada rehta he,
santa are iska to mu hi nahe he.
Banta ha or niche se bhe foota hua he.

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