Santa Banta SMS

Added 4 years ago

Teacher to Santa-
If a paratha & a pizza is
thrown from a 50 feet building,
which will reach the
ground first?
Santa: pizza, coz itz a fast food!!

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Added 4 years ago

Santa ki girlfriend ne usko
message kiya “I Miss U”
Bohat dair sochne k baad
santa ne jawab diya:
Ok,
mujhe manzoor hai,
I Student U.

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Added 4 years ago

Santa ka baap foreign se ghar aaya..

Father:- Tumhari mummy kahan hai ?

Santa:- Padoshi ke sath bhag gai..

Father:- Tumne mujhe bataya kyon nahi?

Santa:- Maine socha tha ki aapko surprise dunga... :p :D

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Added 4 years ago

Santa or Banta jungle mein potty kar rahe the, tabhi ek sher aa gaya..

Santa : Tu dar raha hai?

Banta : Nahi toooo...

Santa : To saale apni dho naa..meri kyon dho raha hai... :D

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Added 4 years ago

Santa Radio lekar khet me
potti karne gaya.
Banta:Aaj to maje se ki hogi?
Santa:Khak maje se ki, radio
pe Jan-Gan-Man aa gaya.
Khade khade kani padi.

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Added 4 years ago

Santa Roti Ka Ek Tukda Khud Kha Raha Tha Aur Dusara Murgi Ko Khila Raha Tha..
Bant- Ye Kya Kr Rahe Ho?
Santa- Chicken K Sath Roti Kha Raha Hu Navratri Chal Raha Hai Na..

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Added 4 years ago

santa- yaar mai prblm mai phas gaya hu?
banta- wo kaise?
santa- biwi makeup kare to kharch bardas nhi hota aur na kare to biwi bardas nhi hoti..

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