Santa Banta SMS

Added 3 years ago

Santa 'jockey' ki chaddi laya
Aur pure gaaon me dhoti
Utha utha ke dikhaya...
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Ghar aaya, almari kholi toh
behosh....q. Q
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Q aila !! Chaddi to almari me
hai.

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Added 3 years ago

Santa na ek college khola,
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Naam kya rakha ho ga?
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Naam Tha - Womens College for Boys

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Added 3 years ago

Santa to Banta - tumko kisi se
pyar hua hai ?
Banta - haa yaar par vo manti
hi nahi,
Kyu kya kaheti he, Kaheti hai
"I love u 2" Pata nahi sala ye dusra kon
hai.........

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Added 3 years ago

Teachr- "main teri jaan nikal
dungi" iski english kya
hogi..??
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Santa- English ki aisi tesi, Tu
saali haath laga k to dikha.. !!

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Added 3 years ago

Santa got job in 'idea'
customer care call centre.
Customer: my idea sim is
blocked, what to do?
Santa : don't get tense,
remove 'idea' sim and use 'airtel' sim. Thank you
for calling 'aircel'.

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Added 3 years ago

minister : bomb blast me
marne walo ko 5 lakh aur
zakhmiyo ko 3 lakh denge ,
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santa : mera baap pahle
zakhmi hua fir mar gaya.
hamara 8 lakh banta hai ...

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Added 3 years ago

santa : mere padosi ka bachha
gum ho gaya !
banta : fir kya kiya ?
santa : maine kaha google per
search kar lo mil jaye to
download kar lena...

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