Santa Banta SMS

Added 4 years ago

Ek Baar Santa Church Gaya..
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Achanak Light Chali Gayi Aur
Andhera Ho Gaya...
Tabhi Church Ka Ghanta Baja
"TONNN"
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Santa Chillaya:
Ohh Teri UNDERTAKER Aa Gaya

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Added 4 years ago

Santa-Yaar suna hai teri wife
bhag gai?
Tera kya kahna hai..
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Banta: Bs yaar kya kahu "Kabi Khushi Kabhi Gham"

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Added 4 years ago

Santa talking on phone.
Banta:Kis se baat kar rahe ho?
Santa:Biwi se.
Banta:Itne pyar se...?
Santa:Tumhari hai.

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Added 4 years ago

Ek baar Santa raat mein Gangubai ke ghar gaya..usne darwaja knock kiya..

Gangubai :- Kaun?

Santa :- Main..

Gangubai :- Main kaun?

Santa :- Are pagli, tu gangubai... :D

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Added 4 years ago

Santa toilet gaya to diwar per
likha tha,
"duniya chaand per phuch gai hai,
aur tum yaha baitho ho?"
Santa ne likh diya,
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"bas ye kerke, me bhi jaa rhaa hun."

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Added 4 years ago

Teacher to santa-
isko hindi mei translate karo
"she is kidding"
santa hasne lga or table pr hi
gir gya or bola
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woh bache de rahi hai ..

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Added 4 years ago

Bhikhari: Bhagwan ke naam
par kuch de do sahab
Santa: chutta nahi hai
Bhikhari: Koi baat nahi sunny
leon ka video dikha do saab 1 rupaye wala

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