Santa Banta SMS

Added 3 years ago

Dr: Aapke Biwi Ab Sirf 2
Din Ke Mehman Hai,
Santa: Sorry Ke Koi Baat
Nhi Hai Doctar Saab,
Jab 20 Saal Nikal Gye To 2
Din Hi Nikal He Jayenge!


I Like SMS - Like: 49 - SMS Length: 150
Added 3 years ago

Santa Goes To Buy A Underwear!
On Choosing One He Asks:
How Much For This?
Shopkeeper: Rs 500
Santa: Arey Bhai Daily Wear
Dikhaao.! Party Wear Nahi Chahiye

I Like SMS - Like: 39 - SMS Length: 160
Added 3 years ago

Santa Chemist Ki Shop Pe 1
Bottle Le K Gaya Aur Ek
Chamach Liquid Shopkeeper Ko
Pila K Bola: Mitha Hai Kya?
Dukandar Bola: Nahi, Kyu Kya H Ye?
Santa: Docter Ne Bola Chemist
Ki Shop Se Urine Me Sugar Check
Karwa K Aao...!
Wo Check Krane Aya Tha.

I Like SMS - Like: 41 - SMS Length: 253
Added 4 years ago

Banta:Kal Mujhe 10 logo ne Peeta
Santa:Phir tune kya kiya
Banta:Maine kha saalon Aik Aik karke ao
Santa:Phir
Banta:Phir kya Saalone Aik Aik karke dubaara peeta

I Like SMS - Like: 45 - SMS Length: 163
Added 4 years ago

Punjab Police ka jalwa...

Santa Taalaab me nanga naha raha tha..

Police-Chal oye baahar aakar kapde pehen le teri Talaashi leni hai..


I Like SMS - Like: 45 - SMS Length: 149
Added 4 years ago

Santa sent a msg to banta-
@ۤ+;@=~%
>?!?C%"'%#€
¤>?(:@
A%;!{
Banta- what's this.
Santa- spicysms yar kha k dekh mast h

I Like SMS - Like: 51 - SMS Length: 133
Added 4 years ago

Santa-Yaar Tune Itne Chote Chote Baal Kyu Katwaye?
Santa-Wo Yaar Hajjam ke Pass chhutte Nahi The 3 Rupye To Maine Bola 3 Rupye Ka Aur Kaat do.

I Like SMS - Like: 46 - SMS Length: 143
« Previous 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 Next »
Jump to Page