Valentine Week


Santa Banta SMS

Added 3 years ago

Santa Was Writing Something
Very Slowly
Banta Asked: Why Are U Writing
So Slowly..?
.
.
Santa: I'm Writing To My 6yrs Old
Son, He Cant Read Very Fast..!

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Added 3 years ago

Ek bar santa tree se ulta latak raha tha
BANTA:are santa tu tree se ulta kyun latak raha he
SANTA:yar mere sir dard ki goli khai he ab dar lag raha he ki vo pet me na chali jaye to me ped se ulta latk gya.

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Added 3 years ago

Santa 1 ghar ke niche su-su kar raha tha..
upar se 1 aurat boli: dikhta nahi hai diwar hai..
Santa bola: thoda side se dekho.. dikh jayega.

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Added 3 years ago

Santa Roti Ka Ek Tukda Khud Kha Raha Tha Aur Dusara Murgi Ko Khila Raha Tha..
Bant- Ye Kya Kr Rahe Ho?
Santa- Chicken K Sath Roti Kha Raha Hu Navratri Chal Raha Hai Na.

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Added 3 years ago

Santa Want To Get Married
He Gave Ad In Newspaper..
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"WIFE WANTED"
Next Day He Got Thousands
Of Letter Saying..
.
"PLEASE TAKE MY WIFE"

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Added 3 years ago

Santa=Tujhe Sharam Nhi Aati
Apni BIBI k sath Kapde Dho rha Tha
Banta=Isme Sharam ki Kya Baat He,
Wo Bhi to Roti Pakane Me Meri Help Krti He.

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Added 3 years ago

Santa Was Kissing A Blank Paper.
Banta:
Ye Kya Hai?
Santa:
Mri Girlfriend Ka Love Letter Hai.
Banta:
Magar Ye Toh Khali Hai yar,
Santa:
Aaj-kal Hum baat nahin karte.

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