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Santa Banta SMS

Added 3 years ago

Santa vs. Shopkeeper
Read @ ur own risk
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Santa :- yeh banana kitne ka diya ???
Shopkeeper :- 1 rupaya.
Santa :- 60 paise me deta hai kya ??
Shopkeeper :- 60 paise me toh sirf Chilka milega.
Santa :- toh le 40 paise Chilka tu rakh aur banana mujhe de diyo...
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Added 3 years ago

Santa to Taxidriver :- Gurudwara jaoge ?
Driver :- Ha bikul
Santa Pocket se ek Potli nikalta hai aur kehta hai
Ate waqt mere liye Langar la dena...

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Added 3 years ago

Nurse: Aapko Judwa Bacche Huye.
Santa: Hona Hi Tha.
Picture Hi Aise Dekhi Thi.
Dhoom 2
Golmaal 2
Raaz 2
Aashiqi 2
Nurse: Achcha Hua Delhi-6 Nahi Dekhi.:-D

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Added 3 years ago

Interviewer - Aapko,
Kitne Saalo Ka Experience Hai.????
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Santa - Sir,
Maine Kabhi Saalo Ko Try Nahi Kiya,
Lekin Mujhe 2 Saaliyo Ka Experience Hai.:-P

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Added 3 years ago

Santa Driving On The Wrong Side Of Road.
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O===SHIT===
Aaj Phir Late Ho Gaya.
Saare Log Wapis Ja Rahe Hai.:-P:-D

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Added 3 years ago

Santa Banta Ki Dukaan Par Shave Karne Aaye,
Banta- Muchh Rakhni Hai.?
SANTA- Han.
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Banta(Much Kaat k)- Le Rakh Le,
Jahan Rakhni Hai.;-)

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Added 3 years ago

Ek African Apne Bacche Ke Sath Bus Mein Chadha
Conductor:" Itna Badsoorat Baccha,
Aaj Tak Nahi Dekha"
African Ko Bahut Gussa Aa Gaya
Santa:" Kya Hua..??
African:" Conductor Ne Meri Insult Ki
Santa:" Jao Maro Saale Ko
Apna Bandar Mujhe Pakda Do.!! :-D

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