Santa Banta SMS

Added 3 years ago

Army training ke dauran ek officer ne Banta se pucha..
Yeh tumhare hath me kya hai ?
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Banta :- sir, yeh bandook hai..
Officer :- yeh bandook nhi tumheri Ijjat tumheri Shaan hai. Maa hai tumhari Maa.
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Officer to Santa.
Yeh tumhare hath me kya hai ?
Santa :- Sir, Yeh Banta ki maa aur hamari Aunty hai...
Agar acha laga toh thoko Like and Share

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Added 3 years ago

Biwi, Ek Dum Khush Hoke:
"Kya Baat Hai Jee, Aaj To
Meri Photo Pe Photo Kheenche
Ja Rahe Ho?"
Santa: Kuchh Nahi Pagli,
Aaj Mere Sarr Pe Wild Life
Photography Ka Bhoot Sawaar Hai.

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Added 3 years ago

Santa Travelling 1st Time In Plane
Going To Bombay
While Landing He Shouted..
'BOMBAY BOMBAY'
Air Hostess: B-Silent Plz..
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Santa: 'OMBAY OMBAY'

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Added 3 years ago

Banta: Truck Dekhkar Tum Kaampte
Kyu Ho..?
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Santa: Ek Truck Driver Meri Biwi Lekar Bhaag Gaya Tha,
Har Baar Lagta Hai Jaise Usko Vapas Karne Aaya Hai..!

I Like SMS - Like: 36 - SMS Length: 160
Added 3 years ago

Santa: Doctor, Ye Phoolon Ki Mala Kis
Ke Liye..?
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Doctor: Ye Mera Pehla Operation Hai
Success Hua To Mere Liye, Nahi
To Tumhare Liye..!

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Added 3 years ago

Santa Was Getting Bitten By
Mosquitoes The Whole Night
He Got Irritated And Drank Finite
And Said..
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Ab Kaato Saalon, Sab Ke Sab
Maroge..!

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Added 3 years ago

santa london me double store bus me
baitha tha......
conductor ne usey uper bhej diya......
santa pehle uper gya fir bhaagta hua
niche aaya aur bola..
marwayege kya saale..
uper to driver hi nahi hai...

I Like SMS - Like: 65 - SMS Length: 210
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