Valentine Week


Santa Banta SMS

Added 2 years ago

Teacher- Agar Duniya Ki
Sari Ladkiyo Ka Chehra
Ek Jaisa Hota To Kya Hota?
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Santa- Hona Kya Tha Sir,
Gas Cyilinder Ki Tarah
Aaj Iske Ghar,
Kal Uske Ghar ..

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Added 2 years ago

Army Training Me 1 Officer Ne
Santa Se Pucha:- Ye Hath Me Kya
H.........??
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Santa: Sir Ye Banduk H.!
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Officer-ye Banduk Nhi Tumhari
Izzat Or Shaan Hai,
Tumhari Maa Hai Maa! .
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Then Officer To Another Sipahi
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Banta Tumhare Hath Me Ye Kya
Hai........? .
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Banta: Sir, Ye Santa Ki
Maa H Or Humari Massi
Hai Maasi..;p

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Added 2 years ago

Santa Ki Modern Wife Ne
Usse Office Jaate Waqt
Pyaar Se Kaha:
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See You In The Evening.
Santa: 'Mein Bhi Tujhe Dekh
Lunga Kameeni,
Dhamki Apne Baap Ko Diyo.

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Added 2 years ago

Santa-Yaar Ye Bata Is Duniya Me Kitne Desh Hai
Banta-Are Pagal Is Duniya Me Ek Hi To Desh Hai
Jiska Naam India Hai
Baki To Sab Videsh Hai

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Added 2 years ago

SANTA:Lalaji dettol soap hai,
Lala:ha,
santa:acha vala hai,
Lala:ha,
Santa: achi quality ka hai,
Lala:ha bhai ha,
Santa: thik hai hath dhokr 1kg aata do..

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Added 2 years ago

Ek admi khade-khade chaabi se apna kaan
khujla raha tha
Santa use gaur se dekhte hue bola-
Bhaisahab, aap start nahi ho rahe to dhakka
lagau.

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Added 2 years ago

Santa Car ki Battery change karwane gaya.
Mechanic: Sahab, Exide ki Daal doon?
Santa: Nahin yaar,
Dono side ki de warna phir Problem hogi.

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