Sardar SMS

Added 4 years ago

Sardar got job in a telenor call centre.
Customer: telelenor sim blocked what to do?
Sardar: dont take tension remove telenor &
put warid sim.
Thank you for calling ufone.

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Added 4 years ago

A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar :
Is that a sun or moon?

Other Sardar replies :
Oye ! No idea…Im new to this city..

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Added 4 years ago

Sardarji was asked,
what is a adult joke?

Reply came
any joke which is eighteen years old.

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Added 4 years ago

Question: Why did 18 Sardars
go to a movie?

Answer: Because below 18
was not allowed.

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Added 4 years ago

Q:Why is a Sardarji standing below
a tube light with a open mouth?

A:Because his doctor advised him
“Today’s dinner should be light”

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Added 4 years ago

A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house…
still he was in jail…….why?
coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !

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Added 4 years ago

A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce.

Judge asked :
How will you divide, you have 3 children?

Sardar replied :
Ok! We will apply next year.

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