Sardar SMS

Added 4 years ago

Sardar on phone:

Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.

Doctor: Is this her first child?

Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…

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Sardar told his servant:
Go and water the plants. Servant
it’s already raining. Sardar: So what?
Take an umbrella and go.

I Like SMS - Like: 35 - SMS Length: 129
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Teacher: “I killed a person”
convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is “u will go to jail”.

I Like SMS - Like: 34 - SMS Length: 130
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Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife.
Two seconds later a report came
to his phone and he started dancing.
The report said, “DELIVERED”.

I Like SMS - Like: 33 - SMS Length: 148
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Sardar proposed a girl……
Girl said am 1 yr elder to u…….
Sardar said Oye no problem
soniye I’ll marry u next year.

I Like SMS - Like: 32 - SMS Length: 130
Added 4 years ago

How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from
the book when the teacher erases the board.

I Like SMS - Like: 32 - SMS Length: 128
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Sardar at an Art Gallery:
I suppose this horrible looking thing is
what you call modern art ?

Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!

I Like SMS - Like: 32 - SMS Length: 152
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