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Sardar SMS

Added 3 years ago

Sardar asman per dekh raha tha,

usne Pathan se pucha:

yar ye SURAJ hai ya CHAND?

Pathan ne kaha:

pata nai main is SHEHER main naya aaya hun.

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Added 3 years ago

A man to Sardar:How was ur english paper

Sardar:It was f9 but i forgot the 3rd form of "think"

Then i thought

& thought

& thought

& finally i wrote thunk

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Added 3 years ago

Sardar:Yaar Main Ne Apni Girl Friend Ko Gift Dena Hai,

Bta Na Yar kya dun use?



Pathan: Gold ki ring de dey.



Sardar: Koi Bari Cheez bata.




Pathan:Tractor ka pichla tyre de dey..

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Added 3 years ago

Sardar on phone "Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now".
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking..

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Added 3 years ago

SARDAR DRIVING...
On The Wrong Side Of Road



Sadly Says:
















===== OH SHIT====

Aaj Phir Late Ho Gaya.
Saare Log Wapis Jaa Rahe Hai....

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Added 3 years ago

Sardar ye sent SMS kya hota hai? Dusra sardar-Abe Ghochu Saale Bewkuf Tune hi Sardar Ka naam kharab kiya hai. Sent SMS matlab hota hai khusboo wala Msg..

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Added 3 years ago

Sardar ke bete ka accident ho gya
Doctr: Apke bete ke dono pair katne padege,
Sardar ne apna sir pkad lia
Doctr: Kya hua
Sardar: Kal hi Nalayak ko nayi chapal dilayi thi.

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