Sardar asman per dekh raha tha,
usne Pathan se pucha:
yar ye SURAJ hai ya CHAND?
Pathan ne kaha:
pata nai main is SHEHER main naya aaya hun.
A man to Sardar:How was ur english paper
Sardar:It was f9 but i forgot the 3rd form of "think"
Then i thought
& finally i wrote thunk
Sardar:Yaar Main Ne Apni Girl Friend Ko Gift Dena Hai,
Bta Na Yar kya dun use?
Pathan: Gold ki ring de dey.
Sardar: Koi Bari Cheez bata.
Pathan:Tractor ka pichla tyre de dey..
Sardar on phone "Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now".
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking..
On The Wrong Side Of Road
===== OH SHIT====
Aaj Phir Late Ho Gaya.
Saare Log Wapis Jaa Rahe Hai....
Sardar ye sent SMS kya hota hai? Dusra sardar-Abe Ghochu Saale Bewkuf Tune hi Sardar Ka naam kharab kiya hai. Sent SMS matlab hota hai khusboo wala Msg..