Sardar SMS

Added 4 years ago

Joke in one word - SARDAR

Joke in two words - Intelligent SARDAR

Joke in three words - SARDAR playing chess

Joke in four words - SARDAR wins the game.

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Added 4 years ago

A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant and puts his finger
on the last of menu; Bring this.

Waiter: Oh! you can't get it
because he is the owner of restaurant...

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Added 4 years ago

Sardar: Dunya ka sab sey purana janwar
kon sa hai ?
Pathan: Zebra
Sardar : Woh kaisy ???
Pathan: Oyey yara woh abi tak Black and White hai...

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Added 4 years ago

Police raat ko sardar se: tera naam kya hai
sardar: sher singh
police: aur tere baap ka
sardar: samsher singh
police: fir yaha kyun khada hai
sardar: ji, aage gali me kutta hai

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Added 4 years ago

Sardar:maine apki dukan se murgi dana kharida tha?

DUKANDAR:to kya usme koi kharabi nikali,
Sardar:mahina ho gaya mujhe khet me boye, abhi tak murgi nahi ugi hai.

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Added 4 years ago

Sardar Was Arrested 4 A Road Accident
Judge : How Did Accident Occur
Sardar :I Donot Know Sir I Was Sleeping.

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A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house…
still he was in jail…….
..why?
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coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !!!

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