Sardar SMS

Added 2 years ago

सरदार गहरी सोंच में था...
पत्नी: "क्या सोच रहे हो?"
सरदार : "ये ZEE NEWS वालों को कैसे पता चलता है?"
पत्नी: क्या?
सरदार: यही कि
,
"आप देख रहे है ज़ी न्यूज़

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Added 2 years ago

Sardar Ji Aapko Kabhi Kisi Se Pyar Hua Hai ?
Ha Yaar,
Par Wo Manti Hi Nhi…
Kya Kehti Hai… ?
Kehti Hai,
‘I LOVE U 2
Pata Nhi Sala Ye Dusra Kaun Hai

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Added 3 years ago

1st sardar:yaar tum nay apni biwi ko talaq kyon di?

2nd sardar:yaar woh bari character less thi
shaadi mujh say aur bacha bhagwan say mangti thi.

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Added 3 years ago

A girl sitting in examination hall with sardar ji..

Girl- sardarji, mein tumhari nakal marloo..!

Sardar- ahoo, tu meri nakal maar lay,
fir mein teri asal maarta hu'

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moto x4
Added 3 years ago

Sardar Son: Daddy! My stomach is paining.

Sardar:That's because your stomach is empty.

Sardarson: Oh! Now I understand Why you always have headache.

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Added 3 years ago

Man:Humare America mein War ho gaya hai..

Sardar:Humare India mein to roz hi war hota hai

Man:wo kaise?

Sardar:SomWar, MangalWar, BudhWar..!

I Like SMS - Like: 70 - SMS Length: 149
Added 3 years ago

Srdar pandit Ko : ye tere Sir p Choti Q?
Pandit : Ye mera ANTENA he,
Isse muje IDEAS aate he

Sardar : Kamal he! Mere sir pe Dish Antena he,fir b kuch nahi aata.

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