Marriage is like going to
a restaurant your choice
from the menu,
then look at neighbourin
table n wish you"d ordered that.
Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.
First marriage is the triumph of
imagination over intelligence.
Second marriage is the
triumph of hope over experience.
girl: do you have any sentimental great love cards?
shopkeeper: what do you think of this card, it says:
To the only boy I ever loved
girl: great ... I want 10 of them!
Marriage is like a public toilet
Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
Those inside are desperate to come out..
Happy married life is
"Yet to be seen"