Marriage SMS

Added 4 years ago

Marriage is like going to
a restaurant your choice
from the menu,
And
then look at neighbourin
table n wish you"d ordered that.

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Added 4 years ago

Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.

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Added 4 years ago

First marriage is the triumph of
imagination over intelligence.
.
Second marriage is the
triumph of hope over experience.

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Added 4 years ago

girl: do you have any sentimental great love cards?
shopkeeper: what do you think of this card, it says:
To the only boy I ever loved
girl: great ... I want 10 of them!

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Added 4 years ago

Marriage is like a public toilet
.
Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
&
Those inside are desperate to come out..

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Added 4 years ago

Most successful
Happy married life is
Defined as.
.
.
.
.
"Yet to be seen"

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Added 4 years ago

A person who surrenders when he's WRONG,
is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,
is WISE.
A person who surrenders even if he's RIGHT,
is a HUSBAND.!

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