Marriage SMS

Added 4 years ago

Kisi ki Yaad aye - Yaad karo
Zyada aaye - SMS karo
Aur Zyada aaye - PHONE karo
Aur b Zyada aaye - MILO
Use b Zyda aaye - Pyar karo
Usse b Zyada aaye - Shadi karo.
PHIR KABHI YAAD NAHI AYEGI.

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Added 4 years ago

Pakistan Me Shadiyan
Maa Baap Ki Mrzi Se Hoti Hain
Isliay Dulha K Lie Dulhan Srprize Hoti Hai
Ghoongat Uthane K Bad
.
Ya To
.
Ashwariya
.
Ya Phr
.
Jaysuriya...

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Added 4 years ago

Wife:Suna He K janat Me Husband k sath WIFE ko nahi rhne dete
.
HUSBAND!
sahi suna he
.
Wife:
Aisa Kyun ?
.
Husband:Arey Pagli Isi liye To Usy Janat Kehte Hein.

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Added 4 years ago

What is Marriage?
Ans:
1 year:-Alpenlibe-Ji lalchaye raha Na Jaye.
2 year:- KINETIC-Sab ki hawa Nikal de.
3 year:-CHLORMINT- DOBARA MAT PUCHNA.....

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Added 4 years ago

Why love marriage
is better than arranged???
Because
"A KNOWN DEVIL
IS BETTER THAN
AN UNKNOWN GHOST"

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Added 4 years ago

One day a man inserted
an 'advertisement' in the
local classifieds: "Wife wanted".
.
Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

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Added 4 years ago

Grooms, once you marry,
please remember that when
you have a discussion
with your future wife,
always try to get the
last two words in: "Yes dear"

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