A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG,
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,
A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT,
is a HUSBAND.!!
Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity nd tragedy of LIFE.
Wife: where ‘ll you take me on our 10th anniversary?
Husband: We’ll go to African jungle safari.
Wife: Nice. And on our 25th anniversary?
Husband: I’ll bring you back.
Man : Is there any way for long life?
Doctor : Get married.
Man : Will it help?
Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.
The secrets of a happy marriage
Tools, Internet options,
Clear history, Delete files, Delete cookies.
Don't marry the person you want to live with...
Marry the one you can't live without...
But whatever you do, you will regret it later.