Marriage SMS

Added 4 years ago

A couple had a fight one night
Going to bed Husband says:
Good night mother of my 3 kids.
Wife Replied: Good night father of none.

I Like SMS - Like: 45 - SMS Length: 136
Added 4 years ago

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has,
you wish you had ordered that.

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Added 4 years ago

For the fools marraige are burden.
Marraige is the happy begining of 3rd phase of life.
It is to share responsibility,having ligal relations in society.
Married life becomes happy when u see the smile on ur childs face!

I Like SMS - Like: 41 - SMS Length: 225
Added 4 years ago

Angry Husband sends SMS to Father-in-law : Your Product not matching my requirements.
Smart Father-in-Law : "Warranty Expired..Manufacture not Responsible."

I Like SMS - Like: 42 - SMS Length: 158
Added 4 years ago

philosophy Of Life :
?At The Beginning Of Married Life, Every Girl Treats Her Husband As god,
Later On Somehow That Alphabets Got Reversed . . !

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Added 4 years ago

How a Single Mistake can Ruin Your Life.
Husband Went to Europe...
And Sent SMS to his Wife.
"I am Having a Wonderful Time,
Wish you Were "HER" (HERE).

I Like SMS - Like: 38 - SMS Length: 167
Added 4 years ago

Husband nd wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver nd wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

I Like SMS - Like: 37 - SMS Length: 164
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