Marriage SMS

Added 4 years ago

I One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love
with him or he falls out of love with you,
it keeps you together until you fall in love again and again.

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Added 4 years ago

Love is like a long sweet dream
& marriage is an alarm clock.
So have a sweet dream until your
alarm wakes U up.
Happy Unmarried Life.

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Added 4 years ago

1 Aurat Dosri se: Mujhy Apny Shohar Pe Shak Hai,
Wo Kisi Larki Se Milta Hai.
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2nd: Phir Tum Kya Karogi?
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1st: Mai Aaj He Apny Boyfriend Ko Shohar k Peechy Lagati hon.

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Added 4 years ago

Marriage is Like a Public Toilet:
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Those Waiting Outside are Desperate To Get In
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And
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Those Inside are Desperate to Come Out.

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moto x4
Added 4 years ago

Girlfrnd:
chand kitny hoty hain?
.
Boyfriend: 2
1 Tum
or 1 wo upar
.
After Meriage
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Wife:
Chand kitny hoty hain?
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Husband:
Andhi ho,
Nazr nhi aata
1 hi hota hy. !

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Added 4 years ago

Roses r red, Sky is blue,
i love one, that is u...
After marriage:
.
Roses r dead,i have flu,
dont come near,
Door Reh Tu..

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Added 4 years ago

Wife::Tum rat ko sotay mein mjhe galian de rahy thay??
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Husbnd:Nahi! Tumhen galat fehmi hui hai
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Wife: kesi galat fehmi??
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Husband: yehi k main soya hua tha

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