Special SMS [Double Meaning SMS]

Added 3 years ago

Pakistan Mein Bache Ki Khatney Ke Waqt Naayi Ko Mashwara Diya Jaa Raha Thha

Chachi: “Iske Chacha Jaisa Nokdar Banana.”

Mami: “Iske Mama Jaisi Gol Topi Ho”

Nayi Tang Aakr Apni Dhoti Utha Kar Bola: “Aap Ki Marzi Hai Ji, Warna Fashion To Yeh Chal Raha Hai.“

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Added 3 years ago

Ek Ladki Bus Mein Apne Boyfriend Ki Godh Mein Beithi Thi.
Ladki Ne Conductor Se Kaha: “Bus Dheere Chalao Jhatke Bahut Lagte Hai”
Conductor: “Oye Madam, Godi MeinSe Uth Ke Dekh Bus To Kab Se Khadi Hai“

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Added 3 years ago

Ladki ki Lo

Ya
Aurat ki Lo

Jawan ki Lo

Ya
Buddhi ki

Jiski bhi Mile

Le Lo



Qki



Pata Nhi Kab









KisKi
"DUA"
Kaam aa jaye.
or
Zindgi badal jaye.

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akash Posted In Special SMS
Added 3 years ago

Old Couple went to Dubai...

Man Got into romantic Mood & said

"Dear pehle room pe chale ya Burj Khalifa pe ?

Wife:"ROOM hi chalo ,

Burj Khalifa to kal bhi KHADA Rahega"

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Added 3 years ago

Barsat Ki Raat,..Bhigi Ladki,..Bhiga Badan,...Bhige Hoth,..Bhigi Julfein,..Bhige Kapde,..Sundar Or Akeli....Use Dekhkar pappu ne bola:-.....

..Ye Kal 100% Bimar Padegi.

kabhi acha bhi soch liya karo

har tym gandi baat soch bdlo tbhi toh desh badlega

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Added 3 years ago

Its not that.. ‘Sabbra ka fal meetha hota hai’

But.. Its real meaning is that ‘Sab’ ‘Bra’ ‘Ka’ ‘Fal’ meetha hota hai.

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Added 3 years ago

Question of The Day..
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Delhi me rahe wale dil wale kehte hai..
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Toh..
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London me rahen wale ko kya kahenge ???

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