Valentine Week


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Added 3 years ago

Subah lo to dil khush krti hai
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Dupehar me lo to susti dur krti hai
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Raat me lo to mazay k sath thakan bhi dur krti hai.
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kya baat hai Tea ki...!

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Added 3 years ago

A notice in a factory for girl workers.
"If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work..
If it is short, protect yourself from men at work"

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Added 3 years ago

Over Smart
At a dance party Boy: will you dance with me?
Girl: mai bachay ke sath nhi nachti.
Boy: So Sorry..
Mujhe pata nhi ke aap pregnant hein.

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Added 3 years ago

Diagram in book was not clear..
So,madam drew diagram on blackboard and announced..
"Don't look at Book Figure, Look at my Figure!"

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Added 3 years ago

Pehle usne utari saari.
Fir aayi peticoat ki baari.
Phir diya blouse utar
Zyada khoosh mat ho yaar
Wo thi kapde sukhane ki taar.

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Added 3 years ago

Wife-meri b*a utaro
Husband-ye le
Wife-ab p*n*y bhi utaro
Husband-ye bhi le
Wife- "khabardar agar aage se mere undrgrmnts pehne.

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Added 3 years ago

Najoomi:
Tumhri life men 14 larkyan ayen gi
Boy"
Oh yess... What a life!"
Najoomi:
Ziyada khush mat ho.
1 Biwi or 13 betyan hongi.

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