Special SMS [Double Meaning SMS]

SRK Posted In Special SMS
Added 3 years ago

Sardar: Aj ghar jatay hi main apni BV ka underwear utaar dun ga.
Friend : Sardar ji aj to baray mood main ho..?
sardar: Nahi Yaar,
Kafi tight hai mujhay.

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SRK Posted In Special SMS
Added 3 years ago

Garmi se Bachnay ka Tareeqa....
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Agar aapko pata chalay to mujhe bhi bata dena...

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SRK Posted In Special SMS
Added 3 years ago

Ladkiya PANT ke Niche kya Pehnti he?
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Vo CHAPPAL Pehenti he!
Niche pucha,Andar nahi Pucha tha!

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SRK Posted In Special SMS
Added 3 years ago

Dad went to school to get son"s report card
Busy madam: Abhi Nahi
DAD: To phir kab aaun mein?
Madam: Mere Periods khatam hone ke baad!

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SRK Posted In Special SMS
Added 3 years ago

Main nay jab us ko hath lagaya to wo bohat Sakht Garam thi.
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Phir Majboorun us Garam Seet pay Baith k Bike chala parra.

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SRK Posted In Special SMS
Added 3 years ago

Moonh meetha karna hai toh??
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Kis
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kiss
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Kissh-Mish KHAAO!

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SRK Posted In Special SMS
Added 3 years ago

Hotel me 1 couple dinner kar rha tha.
Wife ne leg piece utha k husbnd ko diya.
pas betha baba bola:rabba je sadi v janani hundi
"sunu v lattan chuk chuk k dendi".

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