Special SMS [Double Meaning SMS]

SRK Posted In Special SMS
Added 4 years ago

GIRL:
Jaano Meray mun mai Daalo, main Choson gi
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BOY:
Nahi nahi tum kha Gai toh main Kiya Karon ga?
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GIRL:
Tum
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Tum
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Doosri Icecream Le Lena!

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SRK Posted In Special SMS
Added 4 years ago

America aur karachi me sirf ek fark hai.
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America me log english bolte hain,
Aur karachi me urdu.
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Paapi insaan tum kya soch rahe te.

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SRK Posted In Special SMS
Added 4 years ago

Shahid KapoOR ka Saif Ali Khan Se 2 Inch Chota Tha,
iSi Liay Kareena Ne Usay Chor Dia.
I M Talking Abt ?KADD?
So Plz Al? U Guyz Improve Ur. .
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?HEIGHT?
Otherwise Ur G.f Will Prove Az Kareena KapoOR.

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SRK Posted In Special SMS
Added 4 years ago

Girl: O Bhai Jaan! Zara side pe hona
Boy: Tum Larkiyan itna Confuse kyu karti ho?
Ya to 'BHAI' bolo
Ya phr "JAAN" kaho.

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SRK Posted In Special SMS
Added 4 years ago

It's the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It's called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.

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SRK Posted In Special SMS
Added 4 years ago

BOY: poora under gaya?
GIRL: ouch...... haaan
BOY:tight hay zyada lug tou nahi raha na?
GIRL:haan thora thora.
Boy: oye maqsood baji ko 8 number wala joota dikha.

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SRK Posted In Special SMS
Added 4 years ago

Hum Aaye
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Humne Khola
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Humne Nikala
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Humne Dala
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Hamara Kaam Ho Gaya
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OR Aap Nikaal kar kharay hi rahe
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Kyun k aapko Daalna nahi ata Tha
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A.T.M CARD

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