Special SMS [Double Meaning SMS]

SRK Posted In Special SMS
Added 4 years ago

Beti- Me padosi se pyar karti hu aur mein uske sath bhag rahi hu,
Baap- Thanku mere paise aur time dono bach gaye,
Beti- Main letter padh rahi hun jo mummy chor ke gayi hai..!

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SRK Posted In Special SMS
Added 4 years ago

Larka Larki Se Kia Kr Rhe Ho ?
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Larki Dodh Pee Rhe Ho
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Larka Kis Ka ?
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Larki Apni Bhen
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Ki
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Bhains Ka...

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SRK Posted In Special SMS
Added 4 years ago

What's An Average 6 Inch Long
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Inside A Guy's Pants And Girls Love To Blow It Up?
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A:1000- Rupee Currency Note.!
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Always Think POSITIVE

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SRK Posted In Special SMS
Added 4 years ago

KyA AapNe kAbhi Munh me LiyA hy??
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Wo MotA sA,
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Aas-PAAs bAAL,
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NArAM-NArAM
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UpEr sE CoVEr...
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NEvEr??
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JhooT boLTE ho?
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KAbhi BUTTA nAhi khAyA.

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SRK Posted In Special SMS
Added 4 years ago

Passenger: Yaar yeh koan sa stop hey,
bus main jhatkay buhat lag rahay hain.
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Driver: Salay, bus rukki hoi hay,
tum PATHAN ki goad main baithay ho.

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SRK Posted In Special SMS
Added 4 years ago

App Mujhay
Aik jaga
Se bohat
Pyare
Lagtay hain.?
Malooum hai kahan Se ?
DOOR SE.

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SRK Posted In Special SMS
Added 4 years ago

Oh no Dr. please jaldi karo
oh no blood?
oh ahhhhh bahut dard ho raha hai
jaldi nikaalo na
Dr. yeh lo nikaal dia.....
khuda daant ka dard bhi kissi ko na de.

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