Special SMS [Double Meaning SMS]

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Added 3 years ago

3 Married Lady*
.
1st- Mere Pati to Pura Hath Ghusa Dete Hai.
.
2nd- Mere To Pair B.
.
Teesri-Apni $aari Uthake Boli:
Aji... Bahar Niklo G*

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SRK Posted In Special SMS
Added 3 years ago

When an apple is green,
its ready to pluck.
When a girl in eighteen,
she is ready to...
.
.
.
VOTE. You dirty mind,
Elections are near,
but I know what you were thinking.

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Added 3 years ago

Mechanical engg ki wife ko bachha hua
Wife ne hsbnd ko sms bheja- Aap ka SPARE PART aa gaya hai
Hsbnd ne reply me puchha- "NUT hai ya BOLT"

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Added 3 years ago

Mom- Itni Raat Gaye Kaha Gaye The?
Beta- Apni Girl Friend Se Milne.
Mom- Kis Liye?!
Beta- Haa Mom,
Bahut KISS Liye!

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Added 3 years ago

Teacher: soniya tera sapana kya hai?
Soniya: chand par chadana....
Teacher: rahul tumhara sapna...?
Rahul: soniya par chadana...

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Added 3 years ago

ANDHE KAY HATH MAY TORCH .
BEHRAY KAY HATH MAY RADIO..
GUNGAY KAY HATH MAY MIC..
OR.......... APP KAY HATH MAY
(MOBILE).......
KIA ZAMANA AAGAYA HAY.

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Added 3 years ago

College me fees bharne ki line me ek ladki: Sir, pahle meri le lo.
clerk: Thoda ruko abhi leta hu.
Ladki: Nahi jaldi le lo warna period shuru ho jayenge..!

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