Special SMS [Engineers Sms]

akash Posted In Special SMS
Added 4 years ago

Ek Baar Sab Engineering Ke Professors Plane Main Baithe The.
Tabhi Announcement Hua Ye Plane Aapke Students ne Banaya Hain.
Ye Sunkar Sab Professors Utar Gaye.
Par Principal Baitha Raha.
Jab Principal Se Poocha Ki Sir Aap Kyun Nahi Utare Tab Usne Jawab Diya, Mujhe Apne Students Par Poora Bharosa hain Ye Udega Hi Nahi

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akash Posted In Special SMS
Added 4 years ago

Love Expression In Engineer Style:

Main Tere Liye Kuch Bhi Kar Doonga
Agar Tu Na Milili To Tujhe Dil Se Ctrl+Alt+Delete Kar Doonga..

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akash Posted In Special SMS
Added 4 years ago

The Rule Of Engineering Student At The Examination:
P Is Inversely Propotional To T, Where S Is Constant

P= Pressure On The Brain
T= Number Of Days Left
S= Syllabus

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akash Posted In Special SMS
Added 4 years ago

Rehne ki yahan sabki aukat nahi hoti
bina beer aur daaru ke yahan raat nahi hoti
ye engineering college hai mere dost yahan
bina maa bahan ke bat nahi hoti.

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akash Posted In Special SMS
Added 4 years ago

The Years of Engineering
F.E. Fond of Engineering
S.E. Sick Of Engineering
T.E. Tired of Engineering
Is it worth it???

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akash Posted In Special SMS
Added 4 years ago

What is engineering?
80gb syllabus
80mb we study
80kb we remember
80bytes we answer
binary marks we get.
finally we get degree
“brain empty”

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akash Posted In Special SMS
Added 4 years ago

What a strange society!
We don't believe in life after death,
and yet people always ask
‘what next after ENGINEERING’?

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