Special SMS [Exam SMS]

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Jab Question Paper ho out of Control.
Answer sheet ko kr k Fold….
Answer sheet ko kr k Fold.
Aeroplane bana k bole!
All will fail!
Student kia jane Result kia hoga?
Marks milegay ya Zero pe Tie ho ga.
Toh Girl Friend ghuma… Paisa Ura.
Paisa Ura k bole.
Papa All is Well!!


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Added 3 years ago

-Exam me fail hone ki wajah?
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Sidha jawab=>
1 saal k 365din
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8 ghante sone k,
pure saal k 122din
365-122=243
Diwali & summr vacation 61 din
243-61=182din
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52 sunday
182-52=130din
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Festival k 40
Collage festival 15din
130-55=75 din
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Khane pine nahane k 3ghante k hisab se 46din
75-46=29din
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Roj 1ghanta dosto k= 15din
29-15=14din
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Ab 10 din to bimar rehte h
14-10=4 din
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Exam k time b t.V dekhne k 3din
4-3=1 din bacha
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Yaar,1 saal me 1 din hi to brthday ata h
Ab b'day k din kon padhe.

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5 signs to be an student student
1. Jo samajh na aaye.... Declare it out of course..
2. Har semester ke end mein ye elaan karna ke agla
semester start hote hi padhna hai..
3. Apna cell off kar ke padhna aur 5-5 minute baad
on kar ke dekhna ki koi msg to nhi aaya??
4. Group study ke dauran baar-baar ye kahna ke
'ab kisi ne koi bakwaas ki to gaaliya khayega'
5. Padhne se pehle pages count karna aur phir "chor
yaar ab mood nhi hora Kall se pakkkaa padhai
shuruuu..

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Exams Ka Saya Hai,
Exam Ke Dino Mein Sukh Kisne Paya Hai?
Duniya Wale Kehte Hain Ache Number Lo,
Par Inhe Kaun Samjhaye Yeh To Moh Maya Hai!!

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Zindagi Ki Bhaag Daud Raaste Badal Jate Hai
Tez Hawa Mein Sahil Ke Kinare Badal Jate Hai
Aksar Sochta Hu Padh-2 Ke Sa Record Tod Du
Par Kitaab Kholte Hi Iraade Badal Jate Hain


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Naukar - Malik Apka Yeh KUTTA Toh Ek Dum Insan Ke Jaisa Dikhta Hai, Kya Khilate Ho ?
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Malik - Saale Ye Mera Beta Hai I.I.T Ki Tayyari Karte-Karte Aisa Dikhne Laga Hai..

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Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta,
Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote toh thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva lete

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